Please find below quotes that I have found to be capable of making me giggle 🙂
“I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”
– Bilbo Baggins, in Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien.
“Ye gods! He is reading Latin – for amusement!”
– in The Yellow Poppy, by DK Broster.
“You talk like a noodle, my friend.”
– in The Count of Monte Cristo, by Alexandre Dumas.
“In any case, I judge that the younger of the two, Peregrin Took, should remain. My heart is against him going.”
“Then, Master Elrond, you shall have to lock me in prison, or send me home tied in a sack,” said Pippin. “For otherwise I will follow the company.”
“Let it be so then. You shall go,” said Elrond, and he sighed.
– in The Lord of the Rings, by JRR Tolkien.
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